Wicked Runs the Wolpertinger

I live in a foxhole, in a city of trees where the summers are hot and the winters are long. Currently I am hunting the entity that is my degree, it's been a long and somewhat complicated journey.

"We must be a beacon of hope, because if you tell people there’s nothing they can do, they will do worse than nothing." -Year of the Flood, Margaret Atwood

“I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
What do you mean ‘what if’?
He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind if person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful.”

Margaret Cho: Beautiful (via justanothersinger)

I want this tattooed on the inside of everyone’s eyelids.

(via aka14kgold)

I’m excited to see Tegan and Sara today and Foster the People and some other bands. And my cousins, which should be pretty cool. 

My creatures don’t even wait for me to put on proper clothes anymore to get excited in the morning. It’s like nope, as soon as underwear goes on they’re like THE THINGS ARE GOING TO BE BEGIN! 

It’s like wow guys, you couldn’t wait until I had jeans or a shirt, this is what makes you guys excited?JFC. 

Anonymous asked: imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying

niwandajones:

accrementitious:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

Yes please?

This is wonderful, assuming the dragon also shelves things correctly. Lord knows that the knights wouldn’t.

rinthedrowpriestess:

sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal

and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said

"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"

I think she changed my life